"The gnarled wooden door bursts open and a figure stumbles in with the wind and elements following closely.

Slamming it shut the figure makes their way towards a small table and chair by a simple fire place.

A quick snap of the fingers and the fire ignites a full blaze.

Dropping themselves upon the rickety old wooden chair and letting out a loud exhale. The Midwinter ritual is complete and they are tired beyond a point that any narration could never properly convey.

Suddenly a loud rumble comes from within their stomach, remembering now that they haven’t ate for some time.

On the small table sits a worn leather bound book that has seen many a better day. Picking it up the front illuminates and words appear across it.

Translated in the common tongue from Gale It reads: Zimyak’s CookBook.

Thumbing the torn and aged browned pages only to stop about halfway to a page titled: Drunken Lamb Goulash.

The rumble comes once again and the sound cuts through the silence.

Now it’s time for the cooking to begin....

Come along on a delicious kitchen adventure as... told by Glog." -WereGnome Records

You can find "Zimyak's CookBook: Drunken Lamb Goulash" tape cassettes here:

weregnomerecords.bandcamp.com/album/zimyaks-cookbook-drunken-lamb-goulash-wgr015more

released December 25, 2020